What to do if you are a soldier, far from home, on vacation day and you have nothing else to do than:

1. Form a Quidditch team in your unit

2. Descend stairs faster than usual (with a final that involves strong pain down there)

3. Trying to quit drinking

4. Stop the diet, after all, life is short

5. Join Movember movement

6. Break the rules like a badass

7. Knights jousting (in bicycle)

8. Practicing your ninja skills

9. Mounting a new R2D2 on your armoured vehicle

10. Let Santa throw gifts to the bad boys

10+1. Become a deity... in military form